Funny Quotes About Life

These funny quotes about life are sure to bring a smile to your face, some warmth to your heart, and inspire a little wisdom as well. You can find even more great quotes here.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. 

~ Will Rogers ~


Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert. 

~ Unknown ~


And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. 

~ Abraham Lincoln ~

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. 

~ Murphy's Law ~


We wish we could tell you there's light at the end of the tunnel, but it's probably an oncoming train. 

~ Sean Comey ~


Born to be wild - live to outgrow it. 

~ Lao Tzu ~


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. 

~ Truman Capote ~


All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

~ Sean O'Casey ~


Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. 

~ Oscar Wilde ~


Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? 

~ Bob Monkhouse ~


I think I am, therefore, I am. I think... 

~ George Carlin ~


Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 

~ Mark Twain ~


Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours. 

~ Swedish Proverb ~


No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it. 

~ George Carlin ~


No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. 

~ Voltaire ~


Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing. 

~ Yiddish Proverb ~


Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t. 

~ Richard Bach ~


Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway. 

~ Unknown ~


Life is too important to be taken seriously. 

~ Oscar Wilde ~


When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" 

~ Sydney J Harris ~

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